March 2001
| 1 | So what you get from me is a lot of aimless rambling, instead. |
| 2 | "You are Church, and I am State!" |
| 5 | So I'm sorry for this short and extremely unsatisfying entry, but I need to get to work. |
| 6 | Alas, my sanity: I knew it, Horatio. |
| 7 | Bah. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. |
| 8 | It may take me until lunchtime just to get this journal entry posted. |
| 9 | I am oddly fascinated by it. |
| 12 | I'm feeling chipper, yep. |
| 13 | You know, I hadn't really realized before how many people we know who live so close to big, interesting places. |
| 14 | "You think you are funny," he said with wounded dignity, "but you are Not." |
| 15 | See? All perfectly reasonable! |
| 16 | Too bad I can't skip work today to start working on it. |
| 19 | Why give them anything to work with until I absolutely have to? |
| 20 | Tea is my friend. As is Carmex, and Afrin nasal spray. Aleve Cold and Sinus medication - not so much. |
| 21 | All right. I'm off to take a sledgehammer to this printer. Y'all have a good day. |
| 22 | What is it the color of, anyway? |
| 23 | Ding-dong, the witch is dead! |
| 26 | Someone please reassure me the gods aren't sending me a sign. |
| 27 | I'm happy about all these things. |
| 28 | *Buy anything you want! |
| 29 | I hate feeling helpless. |
| 30 | "I don't share brownies with evil people." |