April 2001
| 2 | Oh, dear. I'm getting old, aren't I? |
| 3 | I know, I know. I'm a complete and total geek. |
| 4 | I think I've got it narrowed down to two suspects. Confess! |
| 5 | Someone remind me to turn the phone's beeper off if I take it into a meeting. |
| 6 | I might pull through this, after all... |
| 9 | I will have my tomatoes. Oh, yes. |
| 10 | I wonder if that hoof-and-mouth disease translates to foot-in-mouth disease in humans. |
| 11 | "Do you have any plans for tonight?" I couldn't think of any. "Well, you do now!" |
| 12 | It's a frustrating project in many, many ways. |
| 13 | I am amused. You know why? |
| 16 | So it was a good day. Just an unwarrantedly fast one. |
| 17 | I'll be polite, but I'm ready for a battle. |
| 18 | It's been three years. Here's hoping for a hell of a lot more. |
| 19 | "Let's go make sure it works!" he said, his eyes gleaming. |
| 20 | "Throw me in that briar patch, Brer Fox!" |
| 23 | Sometimes I think too much. |
| 24 | But lately, I've been hit hard with the spring-cleaning bug. I still don't want to clean anything, but I feel this overwhelming desire to get rid of a lot of the stuff that clutters my life. |
| 25 | I've turned into a complete scatterbrain lately. Or was I like this all along, and just didn't notice it until now? |
| 26 | Yes, I know: I'm stunning you with the excitement of my life. Try not to be too jealous. |
| 27 | I know this is fixable. |
| 30 | "With this body in my possession, I shall rule the world! HAHAHAHAHA!" |