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But before you get too impressed with my impressiveness, I'll confess: |
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It's so hard to get started on Monday mornings. Hard to get out of bed; hard to decide what to wear; hard to figure out what to talk about here in my journal. |
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Obsessions. Today's topic is obsessions. |
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I know, I know - it's too crazy to be true, but it is! |
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You walk into the store, and three sales people swoop down on you with clipboards and professionally enormous smiles. |
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I'm even boring myself. So today you get a bit of fiction instead of a journal entry. |
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Go forth and read. You will not be disappointed. |
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"Aisle nine," I said, having already rehearsed this part in my head, "between the air fresheners and the chewing tobacco." |
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From 5:15 until six, I was only dozing, because the cat came in and alternated between being snuggly, desperately craving attention, and knocking things off my dresser. |
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Don't ask. Just... don't. If you're not a Hall patron, it will never make sense. If you are a Hall patron, it may still never make sense. |
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There's nothing like being a gamer for self-examination and amateur self-psychology. |
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Halling, of course. What else? |
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Yes, indeed, I am veritably swimming in dorkitude. Let's take a look, shall we? |
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"That was really fucked up! But good! But fucked up!" |
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Naturally, since I spent half my evening asleep, I don't have much to talk about. |
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Sunday I slept in until nearly noon. I should have slept in longer. |
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All of those seemed like reasonable requests to me. He looked at me like I'd grown an extra head. |
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"Is there any reason," he asked calmly, "why you can't just use a Q-tip?" |
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Or maybe I'll just eat the whole thing this weekend. You never know. |
